Wednesday, May 11, 2011

New Features

I can't sit idly by anymore.
The random mail sent to my husband is ridiculous and I simply have to share.  I have no idea what he signed up for to get on these mailing lists - I can only hope there has been a case of mistaken identity. 

Today for instance, look what showed up in our mail box addressed to him:

WARNING: partial nudity!




I opened it, how could I not?!  I had to know what this miracle product was called!

of course, The Fat Jab!  What else would an anti-cellulite cream be called?!

Stay tuned.  I'm sure there will be more.



8 comments:

  1. Fat Jab? Who thinks of these things? What a waste of paper!

    If it's not a needle how does the botox get in? Damn it, now I need to know how it works. Or how it doesn't work.

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  2. MMMC: It came with 3 different pamphlets and I still don't know how it's supposed to make me "loose 20 pounds in 2 weeks"! But, I do know that Jennifer has a meaningful career now that she's lost 200 pounds.

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  3. Fat Jab is a really dumb name for whatever this is....who wants their fat poked or stabbed or jabbed? It sounds painful!

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  4. This cracked me up! But, it also kinda made me think I need some of that stuff for my cellulite. Maybe you should just forward his junk mail to me. ;-)
    -FringeGirl

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  5. My cellulite keeps me company. I talk to it. I love it. I feed it with chocolate and pasta and it grows like it has its own separate life.

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  6. Oh my goodness that is just to funny! I've been jabbing at my fat for years, it tends to jiggle when I do and it has never done me any good.

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  7. Hilarious! The Fat Jab, could the name be any more perfect to prey on our insecurities! Hope you're off to a very happy Monday!

    xo Mary Jo

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