Friday, February 25, 2011

Birds of a feather...

... should all flock together!


Kate Middleton, future Queen of England.
Laura, future Best Friend of Kate Middleton.

















Dear Kate,
     I wear feathers too.  Feather wearing is just one of many qualities and quirks I'm sure we share.  I feel that if you really knew me we would get on well together.  Besties for sure.
     I promise I'm not really just after your husband.  Can you really know that about your current friends?
I'm happily married, I could give you advice, be your confident.
Also, I could be your personal make-up artist, can your current friends offer you that?  I think not.

     Should you be considering sending me an invitation to your Royal Wedding please know that I would happily comply with your British custom of wearing a proper hat to such an occasion.  In other matters of wedding etiquette I believe neither black nor white should be worn when one is a guest, nor do I believe in trying to upstage the bride.  Please know that I wouldn't dream of giving a reason that you & Wills should not be wed, I think you two make a lovely pair.
     Part of your duties will of course be to keep up relations with the other Commonwealth Nations, like Canada, where I live.  I hear the first Royal Visit you and Wills will be making is to Canada.  I couldn't be more thrilled.  Our love for Canada is yet another binding factor in our friendship

     Think about it.   We can meet in person and have a good chat over tea in April.
I'll eagerly await your request for my presence.....you are paying your guest's airfare, right?

Ta!
~Laura

6 comments:

  1. Darling post and great sales pitch. Fingers crossed that you get your invite.

    Love your feathered hair piece. You wear it well!

    A

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  2. Thanks Adrienne, I'll keep you posted!

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  3. Love it! How can she refuse the offer of a friend who will do her makeup? Cute feathers! Please take plenty of pictures at the wedding...if photos are allowed.
    -FringeGirl

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  4. Blimey! Hope you get the nod, er invite! Very compelling arguments I'm sure.

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  5. Please tell miss Middleton that you have a friend in Italy who can design for her the best wedding dress ever. I make the dress, you the make up, the rest will be history.

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  6. FringeGirl: I will definitely take as many pictures as I am able and will privately offer you a viewing, but nothing that would be construed as publically posting private pictures or canoodling with paparazzi :)

    Bobbi: History indeed! I'm sure that will help seal the deal. I know she's under pressure to chose a British designer, but switching things up may just give her the press buzz she needs to whip up a frenzy. Or, maybe she could compromise and have you design the 'going away' dress that she will change into after the ceremony.

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